… a stripper is always gonna be just nice enough to you to keep you coming back, but at the end of the day, she doesn’t give a fuck about you. You’re just a hard-on she rubs up on for money. That’s her job. And guess what? That’s the same goddamn way the San Diego Chargers and any other team feels about you. So the next time you want to get up and kick something, remember this: Your favorite team don’t give a fuck about you, so why the hell should you let them ruin your day?