no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
kinda pissed about not being a mermaid
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji
when younger people are more successful than me
when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
1 year later and I’m a lesbian
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of
you can stay
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
unanticipated changes made without warning to your social media site
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.