when nicki starts spittin’ bey look like such a proud mama. like dats my baby, come get some.
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors
Wet Yourself! At The Party
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
me trying to exercise
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
this needs to be every where
I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones